February 21, 06 1011AM
And is it true that one cup of Jim Steinman mixed with 8 oz. of warm mayonnaise can give anyone of Turkish descent the power to neuter a walrus from across a room just by yodeling at it?
I saw this question posed on the board. Its about time someone mentioned it!! To be accurate, I HIRE people to do my yodeling and walrus neutering! (THE NEUTER-RING OF THE NIBELUNG), THE LORD OF THE NEUTER RINGS, NEUTER COCK
RINGS 1/2 PRICE! ACT NOW! But IF I do it myself, I only mix with 6 ounces of warm MIRACLE WHIP! And one cup CAN give anyone of Turkish descent or ascent or ANY scent at all, including Eaux de Walrus Neuter.
Period.
I saw this question posed on the board. Its about time someone mentioned it!! To be accurate, I HIRE people to do my yodeling and walrus neutering! (THE NEUTER-RING OF THE NIBELUNG), THE LORD OF THE NEUTER RINGS, NEUTER COCK
RINGS 1/2 PRICE! ACT NOW! But IF I do it myself, I only mix with 6 ounces of warm MIRACLE WHIP! And one cup CAN give anyone of Turkish descent or ascent or ANY scent at all, including Eaux de Walrus Neuter.
Period.
posted by Jim Steinman at 10:10 AM
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